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What movies have not aged well?

15.06.2025 21:42

What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

From Russia With Love

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why is America so fucked up?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What if Supergirl was a baby and not a teenager when she left Krypton? Who do you think will find her? What do you think things would be like?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

You Only Live Twice

-”Ah so!”

What does it mean when a guy says he's afraid of falling for someone else after going through heartbreaks?

A View to a Kill

Diamonds Are Forever

-”She is very sexyful!”

As a teacher, what's the most inappropriate experience you've had with a student?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Octopussy

Why do certain religions consider menstruating women to be impure? Where did the concept of impurity stem from?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why does my dog keep licking at her privates now? She is 7 years old and has barely started licking there. The vet said she’s fine but she keeps doing that.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

If you lived in South Africa, would you support nuclear power as a solution to the country's energy woes?

Goldfinger

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What does it mean when I have a dream where my friend died? I had this dream last night where one of my friends died in a shootout and I woke up crying.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Man with the Golden Gun

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Is the saying "nice guys finish last" true? Can good intentions always lead to positive outcomes?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-All the bad guys are black.

-J W Pepper

Dr No

Moonraker